This is what I am...

<td>You are a Fork.You are special, unique... and shiny.... but you just don't know it. Many admire you for your outward appearance, but you haven't truly expressed all of the great stuff inside of you. You have the potential to do great things and help others, and this will help you in the future. When you hold a grudge at someone, however, this can be dangerous. Despite your calmness that most people perceive about you, you keep a lot of feelings bottled up inside that one day can make you explode and stab something. Instead of resorting to that, you can say, "Go Fork Yourself!"Most compatible with: Knife, and Sock.Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?</td>*rolls the eyes* If this is what I am, then Bruce Willis is my lover. Not that I would want him to be... But just so you all can consider the absurdity of this shite.