What's Going to Happen?

According to C. Rice, Syria is endangering peace and frustrating regional people's aspirations.Read full article here. Fucking pricks that they are.It's a conspiracy... I'm telling you.Unfortunately, it's not our time. Assad is playing with fire... probably looking for a rat hole to hide in. Arabs can be so dumb... But the truth of the matter is that we're really not stupid. But who's to prove it. All we do is argue. We can't even agree to disagree. There is no standard. With us, it's either my way or the gas chamber (if we're powerful enough).There is no middle ground. And so, it leads to movies like: Kingdom of Heaven where a war hero, honest and good, such as "Saladin" will probably be embellished with vulgarity and hatred, dishonesty and evil. That's the power of Hollywood, you know. (By the way, the man who plays Saladin in this movie is a very prominent Syrian actor).We'll have to wait to see how he is portrayed in this movie.

I love men...

I love men. I do, I love everything about a man -- except for his penis. I think it's the ugliest... "thing"... creation... whatever... and yet, without it, I don't know how I could love a man so much. It's ironic... that I love men so much because of all that testosterone. Yet the place from where testosterone comes is, in my opinion, just so... ugly. And sometimes, it too often replaces his mind. But that's ok... during one physical condition. That's not to say that a vagina is any more glamorous. But with women it's different.... We're better than men, in that sense. We just have more sense. We are just better, somehow in separating sex from real life...But somehow....Today I was driving and while I'm in the car, I look to my left and there is the most pulchritudinous of men steering the wheel and mmm, I so wished I was that wheel. There's something about the way men drive that just makes me, as Ashlee Simpson would say, "La La". Maybe it's all that control that they inevitably possess the minute they get in the car - the necessary control - the kind of control that if he loses focus, he might crash and die. Now... if only I can just claim that kind of dictatorship over the next man, then to hell with the ugliness of his penis. It's ok if I don't make sense... It's been a long day and I'm in need of some strong arms... I rarely feel alone, but sometimes...

I hate when ...

I hate when people look at me like they don't understand how it is that I'm an Arab. While I was getting my hair permed this morning, my stylis apparantly felt that it was occasion for casual chitchat and said, "So, what part of Italy did you say you were from?"When I told her I'm not Italian, she didn't say anything... She just kept doing whatever it was she was going to my hair. Then five minutes later, she said, "Oh, I'm sorry. You're Polish, right?""No.""German?""No.""Ok, ok, don't tell me, I can get this. I'm very good at this. I always guess my clients' backgrounds!!!"She thinks hard, then says, "Ohhh! Spanish!! How could I have missed it! You're name is even Salma!!!! Like what's her name, the actress lady, Hayek something or other!! Salma Hayek, that's it. Yes, Spanish, you know, I can be so silly. So... Which part of Latin American are you from?""I'm not from Latin America." "Oh, well, of course - I meant Spain."The truth of the matter was that I could have ended the whole thing and just told her that I'm 100% Syrian, but I just wanted to see how far she would go with it. Call me mentally masochistic if you want -go ahead, I don't mind. It's the nearest thing to the truth. But torturing myself wasn't the issue. It was more that I'd thought maybe she'd decide to stop guessing and realize how retarded she was being and ask me, 'So where ARE you from'? But she went on... She named every country on the map - even Latvia, Belarus, Belgium... every country except any in the Middle Eastern area... Then, when she said Turkey, and I'm surprised she did say turkey... I said she was close... At which point, she stopped cutting my hair altogether and sat down in a chair nearby to think. Ya habeebee!FINALLY, when I realized I wasn't getting the headache from all the chemicals on my scalp, but from her, I said, "I'm from Syria.""Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," and she got back up to complete her job. Then she said, "I wasnt thinking from "there"... Well, I mean, you're so fair-skinned... By the way, we've got a tanning bed here if you want to cover up some of those veins on you arms, hon... Anyway, I just didn't think Sy... Is that the same country next to the country from the news? 'Aye-rak'? Yes, I think so... You know, on FOX, you see people just so much darker... Hm... But, I mean... so - what part of Europe is your other half?""The Sudan," I said.

Chan...

Changed my mind. I'm not going to change the name. I can't think of a good one... Arabianrose it stays... for now.

ALERT!!! Name Change!

Okay, all you fans of mine out there...I'm creating a new account because I want to change the name... I don't like "ArabianRose" it's cliche in my mind. And it's getting rather annoying as well. And it's not Arabic enough... And it's not "me" enough. So... I'm thinking of changing to:Sahafeeyeh_Majnooneh(crazy journalist) Yes, I like that.K, the change begins now!~Me!

Hayfa Wahbi...

Hayfa Wahbi(Yea, she's a slut, but her new songs' ROCKIN!!")

So CUTE!

IWANmy lebanese lover Ahlan Wa Sahlan (listen!)رجعلى لعيونى الضحكه ياللى راجع بعد غياب خاللى هوانا يرجع يحكى بعدك خلى قلبى داب حبيبى مشتاقه عيونى تعبانى الهوى عشوقنى قولى شو عامل من دونى وحدانى انا وحدانى ورجوعك حررنى اهلا وسهلا بالعزيز الغالى بعدك عنى ياما سهرنى ليالى بفديك بروحى ودمى وعمرى الباقى لون ايامى وتبقى العمر قبالى اهلا وسهلا بالعزيز الغالى بعدك عنى ياما سهرنى ليالى بفديك بروحى ودمى وعمرى الباقى لون ايامى وتبقى العمر قبالى خلينى حدك واحمينى ياللى من العمر اغلى على جناح الهوى لاقينى وشوفى نسنينى عمتحلى لا ما تقلى انسى وجودى ودقة قلبى هيه حدودى حياتى يهواك موعودى وحدانى انا وحدانى ورجوعك حررنى اهلا وسهلا بالعزيز الغالى بعدك عنى ياما سهرنى ليالى بفديك بروحى ودمى وعمرى الباقى لون ايامى وتبقى العمر قبالى اهلا وسهلا بالعزيز الغالى بعدك عنى ياما سهرنى ليالى بفديك بروحى ودمى وعمرى الباقى لون ايامى وتبقى العمر قبالى هلااا يا هلاااا اهلا وسهلا بالعزيز الغالى بعدك عنى ياما سهرنى ليالى بفديك بروحى ودمى وعمرى الباقى لون ايامى وتبقى العمر قبالى اهلا وسهلا بالعزيز الغالى بعدك عنى ياما سهرنى ليالى بفديك بروحى ودمى وعمرى الباقى لون ايامى وتبقى العمر قبالى اهلا وسهلا بالعزيز الغالى بعدك عنى ياما سهرنى ليالى بفديك بروحى ودمى وعمرى الباقى لون ايامى وتبقى العمر قبالى